An Introduction

Hello.  My name is Christine, and I suffer/enjoy/live with "ooh, bright shiny/hey there's a squirrel" syndrome.

Some may call it ADHD/ADD, but since I haven't officially been diagnosed, and I'm not quite intelligent to go all Dr. Phil on myself just yet (a few more episodes and I MIGHT be qualified), I'm going with bright shiny/hey there's a squirrel syndrome.

It's not such a terrible thing to have,really.  Hell, even I surprise myself with the things that come out of my mouth sometimes.  Perhaps I should be rented out for parties-far more entertaining than a stripper, less expensive, and I guarantee that if you were to laugh at what I say, it won't get you a slap upside the head...which is what I predict would happen to you if you were to laugh at a stripper and her less than smooth dancing skills (hey, maybe she's dancing to make money to go to dance school? Who knows).  

At any rate, I sometimes find my brain going 105 miles a minute, and my thought process is all over the darn place.  So what better idea than to put it to paper/blog?  It'll read like IKEA instructions, without the fancy furniture, but with a few loose screws at the end of it all. And, much like the process of assembling IKEA furniture, it will be entertaining.  


I hope you enjoy...or, at the very least get a good chuckle.  Buckle up, and enjoy the ride!